Dating disaster: Worst Type of Females to Date

Last week we shook the table with the top 8 worst type of niggas to date. The post definitely blew up and while it resonated with most, it didn't sit well with others. (The crybaby niggas it applied to)

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 Today we're back but this time we aren't slandering men. In fact, this post is for the fellas. We all know men ain't shit, that's a given. But women are no better. In fact, they might be worse.

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So here we have it, what you've all been waiting for. In no specific order, Ten of the worst bitches to date. 

You want to avoid these bitches like the plague.

1.  "My hair use to be long but my mama permed it" ass bitches-

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First of all, she don't know how to let shit go. You could be having a good jolly time. Laughing, just living life and next thing you know she bringing up something you did 3 years ago. Let that hurt go. On top of her not knowing how to let shit go, she in denial. Baby that perm was 15 + years ago, you just bald. Stop blaming your mom for your struggling edges. Imagine dating a bitch who don't forget shit AND who in denial? Yikes. 

2. Bitches who wear sandals and they feet not done- Chipped polish, no polish, old polish, you name it. These bitches just don't give a fuck about life. You can't even trust a bitch who walk outside like this and think its okay for one second. If your feet not done, put some fucking sneakers on. In no way, shape or form is this acceptable. Ain't no telling what else she'll do down the road.

3. A bitch from the West side of anything-  This one's not up for discussion. Just know, I said it, I mean it. 

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4. Church girls-  Hands down, this is the WORST type of bitch to date. Don't let that Godly act fool you, church girls be the biggest hoes. Now I'm not talking about the ones who got saved and attend church regularly, or even the older women.  I mean the little biddies who grew up in a church. These the type of bitches who get stuck in the hoe phase. Took a sip of the hoery and ain't been right ever since. 

5. Bitches who KNOW they got good pussy- Bitches who know they shit fye will have you crawlin at they feet as if she supplying you with life. This hoe stressful. Period.

6. Bitches with NO friends- A bitch with no friends is a red flag. That bitch is crazy. You mean to tell me she don't have not one friend she can kick it and go out with? Its a reason bitches don't be having friends, or always falling out with someone. Her sense of loyalty fucked up and she selfish, without a doubt. Its her way or the highway.

disclaimer: a bitch with too many friends ain't no good either. Remember, no one like a friendly ass bitch. 

7. A Wishy- Washy Bitch- This bitch for sure will waste your time-- every second, minute and hour. Especially if you let her. She real funny acting and iffy. She post that she want a boyfriend at least once a week. Big cap. One minute she want you, the next minute she don't. A wishy-washy bitch is a new type of indecisive. She shady with it and she got a whole roster of niggas she ready to play. These bitches will entertain you but pop up with a whole ass nigga the next week. 

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8.  A bitch who threatens to get her brother- It use to be her brother she was gone get, now its you. These kind of bitches love poppin' shit with niggas, they think they're untouchable or some shit. She got a smart ass mouth, you always gone be into with a nigga every time y'all go out and she gone get you shot at least twice. The end. 

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9.  A mixy bitch- Just like a mixy nigga,  these bitches one of the worst. A mixy bitch be in everybody face, section, house, cookout, you fucking name it. She there. Always in the mix. Never at home. She usually got at least 10k followers so you already know how she coming. You can find her on a club flyer or in someone section, smoking all the hookah. These bitches stay on IG live spilling tea. A mixy bitch will use you til' she can't use you anymore. 

10. A clingy dramatic bitch- These bitches be ready to kill themselves if you don't text or call them back immediately. These the type of bitches who post dumb shit calling you her entire heartbeat and oxygen. A clingy bitch feel like she gotta be up your ass 25/8. These bitches want to talk all day every day and lay up like theres not money to be made.  She will make you feel bad for hanging out with your mom. Not only is this kind of bitch dramatic, 9/10 she insecure. You don't need that stress, King. 

These are just a few of the worst type of bitches you may or may not encounter while dating. . If you find yourself dealing with a woman that falls under any of these categories, abort the mission. Especially a  bitch with fucked up nails. 

Honorable mentions: Bitches who smoke blacks, bitches who wipe back to front, bitches who use bar soap, bitches who wear bonnets in public, bitches who always fighting (they don't have anything to lose), and bitches with chest tattoos. 

 

 

 

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