Dating disaster: the worst type of dudes to date.

Everyone has had their fair share of bad dating experiences with the worst kind of people. Some people pick the wrong person back to back, over and over for whatever reason. Often times when dating, you get so caught up in the cupcake phase you overlook certain qualities and ignore blatant red flags. No judgement here, it happens to the best of us. 

We're jumping straight to the point today.  So here we have it, 

Eight worst types of niggas to date, no specific order.

 Notice, i said niggas, not men. And yes, there is a difference. 

1. Scammers- I haven't met anyone more annoying than a scamming ass nigga. Most scammers be from NY, or ATL and those are easily the two worst people to date so boom. There's that.  On top of them being annoying and extra for no reason, they're STINGY as hell. How you stingy with somebody else money? Sir, I will call the police. 

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2. Rap niggas-I'm talking about the ones trying to make it. The ones that randomly wake up with this innate desire to rap. Usually a hood nigga who failed at school and sports. These niggas eat sleep shit and breath the studio. I  mean spending countless nights in the studio and when they finally drop they single it be weak as hell. 

3. Friendly niggas- Niggas always say they don't want a friendly bitch,  but be the friendliest of them all.  No one wants to date someone that is easily accessible. A bitch always got a story about these kind of niggas.

"He tried to talk to me." "He was in my homegirl DMs." "He use to mess with so and so."

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4. A nigga with fucked up priorities- This one is self- explanatory. A nigga with fucked up priorities doesn't give a fuck about anything. He probably also wears black forces. 

5. Niggas without a car- Ain't nothing worst than a car less nigga. I don't know what it is about niggas with no cars, but these mfs GOT to be one of the top five worst. Look at Jody from baby boy. Need I say more? Case closed. 

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6. Niggas who flash money- First of all sis, he broke and that picture old as hell. Don't fall for it. These be the first ones to ask you if they can hold something cause they 'down bad.' 1. How do you even feel comfortable asking a bitch for money? and 2. How you got posting all this money but always need some?

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7.  Niggas who always in the streets- Now these niggas really be homeless so they don't have a choice but to be in the streets.  And yes I said homeless. The ones who bounce house to house, sleeping on they patnas couch, or in some cases the floor.

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These the niggas that tell you they pullin' up in the wee hours of the night and 'accidentally' fall asleep at yo crib. They homeboy fell asleep and they can't get back in the house. 

8. A mixy nigga- Similar to 3 and piggy backing off 7. These niggas might just be the worst. These niggas don't know how to just chill and stay in. Mixy niggas LOVE being seen. Always out and about in the mix. Looking for a move, something to do, somewhere to go. Nigga,  GO HOME! Not only does everyone know the mixy nigga, they know his business too. 

A mixy nigga is far more worst than a mixy bitch. 

Again, these are just a couple. There's plenty more out there. If you come across a man that falls under any of these categories, date him at your own risk.

Honorable mention: mama's boys, athletes, niggas from the West side of Atlanta --West side of anything tbh, niggas who wear black forces, niggas with excuses and niggas who share designer belts.  

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