P*ssy is NOT a Valentine's Day Gift.
With Valentine’s day being tomorrow, damn near every woman on earth is eager to see what their man got them. You’ve been dropping hints for the last two months. Tomorrow’s the big day, did he or did he not come through?
but ladies, ask yourself this, can your man TRULY say the same?
Is he equally as excited to see what you’re gifting him on this special occasion ?
I bet you don’t have an answer to that question. I bet you didn’t even get him a gift, now did you?
Let me guess, Valentine’s Day isn’t for men anyway. Plus, who needs a gift when you got a pussy.
Get a grip.
Really. Pussy, again? For Valentine’s Day?
Aw, you shouldn’t have.
No bitch, you really fucking shouldn’t have.
Pussy as a stand-alone gift is not an appropriate gift for any special occasion. Not for birthdays, anniversaries, Christmas, and sure as hell not Valentine’s Day. Never has been, never will be.
As much as men love sex, it’s not something that should be gifted on a holiday. Where is the surprise or spontaneity in that if you’re fucking on a regular basis? That’s right, there isn’t.
What’s gonna be different about sex tomorrow versus any other day? You gonna invite a new bitch? Let him put it in your ass finally? Did you plan to ride dick longer than 2 minutes? Let me know, I wanna know. WE wanna know. What is SO different about tomorrow’s Valentine’s Day pussy compared to today’s, yesterday’s— hell even next week’s pussy.
You don’t have an answer do you? I didn’t think so.
You bitches want roses, uggs, panties, money, candles, jewelry, hair, and chocolate just to say the least, and all you have to offer is some dressed up pussy and a flipagram video.
Girl, go to hell.
You mean to tell me you stressed that man out for MONTHS and you can’t even give a him a gift to say ‘ I appreciate you.’
It doesn’t have to be big, you don’t have to go above and beyond, but really bitch. You couldn’t even give the man some damn cologne?
“WeLl hE sAiD hE dIdNt wAnT aNyThIng” …. and you believed him?
Ma’am, you accuse that man of lying 24/7, 365 but for some reason when Valentine’s day rolls around, suddenly he’s telling the truth? You’re just gonna take his word? Just like that, just that easy?
“i DiDnT KnOw wHaT tO gEt hIm”
if you dead ass are struggling and have not even the slightest clue what to get the man you been letting inside of you, you don’t even deserve to be fucking… let alone a gift your damn self. You inattentive ass bitch.
I know the saying is “sex is a gift, not a weapon” and although that is true most times, it holds zero truth for Valentine’s Day. Actually, it’s quite irrelevant.
Say it with me. pussy.is.not.a.gift. I repeat, pussy is NOT a gift. Unless it’s some new pussy.
If anything, sex on Valentine’s Day should be the punctuation to end the night, the icing on the cake to both parties’ gift. You know, the finishing touches, the grand finale, dessert. But it should never be the main course.
Gifting pussy has no thought, it is not a gift.
‘Sexy time,’ including but not limited to, dressing up, dance routines, pole classes, etc. are not gifts.
Drawing a bubble bath in the hotel HE paid for is not a gift. Stop being a cheap bitch and get that man something nice.
Happy Valentine’s Day, be sure to pull out. We don’t need anymore Scorpios— or worse, a Sagittarius.